Adam

global shag

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:39:14 GMT

its bloody snowing
back home

http://www.weathersa.co.za/

we all have them

that relative that believes
the intrawebs sole use
is to fwd you stupid shite
they find hilarious
by the lorry load

i was fwd this in my email from my brother in law

kits sisters husband

im not sure what to think of this
and more importantly
why he sent it to me ^^

but i feel it
the friendly sexism
the take my wife
please

the spraying neck ties
the ejaculating plastic
flowers

This is very good . . . Enjoy!

Mens' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the mens' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

can you smell that

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:58:08 GMT

this

and

that

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:24:47 GMT

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ps- pllllllllllllllllllllz dont take this the wrong way or be offended, but is it true you're a dude?! everynow and then I see you post on Kirsten's journal and I had you pegged for like, a teenage girl or something. ~just curious.

http://charliee.livejournal.com/104174.html

one man show

Sun, 28 May 2006 09:18:45 GMT

oddly enough

even while stoned
'white chicks' isnt very funny

in my swift and painless middle age
and my desolate locale

in my precious free moments
when i no longer wish to think

at all

about anything

or are not filled with
this house
my man
this family
the music
or
the sex
UnUNunnnn god yes the
sex

i wish i had a secret journal
just to leak that
like a teen in a pretty girls hand

ive resorted to getting high and watching films
that i am assured will be less
than
perfect

i set forth to you a list of films that you may enjoy under
an influence

dreamcatcher
daredevil
candyman
weekend at bernies (one not two)
people under the stairs
maybe everything by john carpenter exiting the thing

add to this list

i heart chazzers

Tue, 16 May 2006 00:02:55 GMT

chazzers hasnt slept since sunday

ive heard it maybe jill (an evil ex)
to
the cia (an evil goveernment)
to
maybe even someone that is a sock

his paranoia is ~~medicated~~ legend

and hilarious
but when he stopped eating

i had to pull the plug

who rules
you
now
you
fooking
scientologist
bitch ^^

i am also shocked and apalled at how many of you just assumed it was me AHHAAHHAHAAHAhahHAhahhahah i did have help

hm

8

Mon, 08 May 2006 00:20:04 GMT

i was eating some soup
and as i looked down
i saw
i was not alone

a very large and black
animated
spider was doing the
butterfly stroke

why yes
yes i was on the swim team in school ^^

and struggling in vain
to escape its ridiculous fate

i ate around it for a while
wondering
like a sick child
with a mag glass
what would happen first
if i would finish eating
or it would die

but then i felt mildly sorry for it
because after all

soup is no way to go

so i spooned it
and flung it over my shoulder

upon when i heard
kit say

hm

i suppose he didnt really say anything

but he happened to be directly behind
myself when i flung a full spoon of

soup
+
frantic flailing french (perhaps) large spider
+
kit
=
jesus fuck us all ^^

what ensued was terrible

so terrible that
youd almost think
i tossed hot soup with a spider in it at him

Thu, 04 May 2006 00:09:14 GMT

my niece has been consumed
with the romantic lately
she asks very stunning questions

i am enjoying watching her
grow into a thinking
being ^^

there is also her emergence of knowing that we are
different
or maybe
seeing we arent
do you or uncle evan make the bed?
if you are married then how come you have no wedding pictures like mum and dad have
are you sad you cant have children
what would happen if you met a woman you liked

this mind growth also has its other interesting
sides
she asks me
does sex always have to start with kissing
or
when did you learn to have sex
or
do you have to be in love to have sex?

the uncle in me wants to tell her she has to never worry
because she will not have sex until shes 45
and even then
i will still have to choke the poor bloke to death
and bury him in the desert

the adam in me wants to tell her

love and your sex

is one of the largest lies you will ever be sold

in your dear precious
wonderful
lifetime

my niece: uncle adam

myself: yes sprout

my niece: what was it exactly that made you notice him first
you know why did you want to talk to uncle evan

myself: he was hot

my niece: no really

myself: ya that was it

my niece: *incredibly disgusted

myself: jesus what did you think happened
i read his mind first? ^^

my niece: but but but

myself: dont listen to your self help teen woman mags and your bloody oprah love
your look actually matters
sometimes you fall in love backwards
sometimes you fall forwards
the method is meaningless because youll get here no matter which way you started
if its meant to be
but yes
looks matter

my niece: oh ya?

myself: ya

my niece: what if uncle evan was burnt up in a terrible fire!

AHHAhahaa her ultimatums always include a 'great and terrible fire'

myself: id love your uncle if he were a brain in a jar

my niece: *ewwwwws then revels in her certain absolute victory

myself: but looks still matter

my niece: why!?

myself: at first they do its how people meet

my niece: looks dont matter!

myself: ok tell me why

my niece: my mum married my dad!!!!

AHAHHAHAHAHAhahHAHAHAHhaHAHAHAhHAHAhhAHHAHAhahhaHAHAHAAaaaaaa

the teacher
surpasses the
student
once again

funny how looks
just means

beautiful

to her

maybe shell learn objectivity in the next decade

i hope she ever learns it
at all

she came in through the out door out door

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 17:43:56 GMT

dear raspberries

greeting sir or madame. i am writing you to tell you that while ive enjoyed you for many years ive frankly had it with your seeds. why are you so bloody good but filled with small bits of rock buck shot and death. as it is the year 2006 do we really need seeds. the answer is a resounding, no we bloody do not. while the noble strawberry does resemble an alien jellyfish vital organ you could take an example from it and lose the bloody god damn fuck all seeds. id also like to know why everything flavoured raspberry is a shade of blue only found in a 1980s music video. id also like to know why everything flavoured raspberry doesnt have rock seed death in it. you are an inferior berry and i hate you. unless on a near date its discovered that you induce erections and make me cum in morrison lyrics you are as of now banned from my home and offices.

best of luck in your future endeavours and mind the bears

most assuredly,
adam s. w.

ps
raspberry beret is not a kick arse song

im looking at you next you fuck all pomegranates

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:20:58 GMT

this is and will never

be too old

hm

also

AHHahHAHhaahah UnUNnnnnnnn

anyone who can find me a stormtrooper version
gets
unlimited head

even you chazzers

jesus wants us to eat lamb legs

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:19:00 GMT

im seriously considering buying
one of these

it combines 3 of my passions
in one hard to believe
medium

hm

i like the almost missed creature
in number 2

its provoking my thoughts
like a
blurry yeti
a face on mars
and blue kool aid

all in one

french gates have got not a bloody
nothing
on anna

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

minkmix has gotten me to reading
sun tzu: art of war

she kept quoting it
until i could not resist

however
she was reading it for dark angel fanfiction
research ^^

which by the way is one of the most
odd focus and use of her powers
that i can possibly think of
besides the superwankers

its like devinci
sketching new types of
pez dispensers
for outter space
AHhahahah

in other words its
impressive but
baffling

but splendid good news
for the devotees of dark angel fan fiction ^^

but back to the art of war
and
jesus fake out day is upon us

i think bush should learn a bit more about
etiology
theological excuses would be right up
his road

speaking of war
the house is filled with our own armies
the kitchens on a round the clock notice

hm lets see what sun tzu says about food

-When the soldiers stand leaning on their spears, they are faint from want of food.
sun tzu sometimes points out the zen obvious ^^

-When an army feeds its horses with grain and kills its cattle for food, and when the men do not hang their cooking-pots over the camp-fires, showing that they will not return to their tents, you may know that they are determined to fight to the death.

hm

to the death my friends and comrades
once more into the breech

we go to the death
this morn in which jesus faked us out
so blessedly

to the death we go

or

just to church

moi moi

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:53:24 GMT

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat facts, three births and three deaths in your journal, including the year.

Neat Facts:
793 - The first Viking raid on British soil at Lindisfarne provides the first written documentation of 'skull fucking' on record.

1949 - Ten new Holes to Shag by Morton Furrow is published.

1953 - A swarm of Supernatural fans hits the U.S. city of Flint, Michigan, and kills 115. This is the last annoying event to claim more than 100 lives.

1976 - Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin contracts his third and best STD.

Births
1625 - Giovanni 'Fiesty' Cassini, Italian marmot (d. 1626)

1918 - Mephistopheles, American antichrist (d. 198(?))

1974 - Adam S. W., Brazilian singer and actress

Deaths:
1924 - George Leigh Mallory, English mountain climber (climbing accident) (b. 1886)

UNuNNnnn

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:20:59 GMT

just in case

anyone may find this

as bloody cool

as i do ^^

raaaaaaaaaaaa

i saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vics

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 20:38:30 GMT

behold

i either have an outbreak
of ebola
bird flupox

or
either the pornsex fairy visisted me in my slumber

or some land mammal

i cant imagine what

left 6 love suck bites
so severe

that they ache

all over my neck ^^

i suppose it is true that i zzzzzz on through most anything
in fact
i know ill sleep through the rapture
wake up in hell
and wonder what exactly
happened

but at this rate
someone will harvest
a kidney AHAHHAHAaaa

hm

dont get any ideas
you wankers

going to london tomorrow for my mans birthday
he turns 25
for the third time
hickeys will be explained
lucky for me
kit understands perfectly just exactly
how ridiculous
we actually are

or

i could wear a scarf like a ww1 flying ace
or a collar ^^

and oi mein minx youll have to tell me how brokeback ended

we departed the theatre before it was over

ask me why ^^

i saw him dancin there by the record machine

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:53:11 GMT

my afternoon was spent at the request through a third party
of my man
for a bloke who was in dire need my guns
because hes moving and just three days ago
he spilled down some steps
and broke himself

so as much as i like moving sofas
and boxes
and putting glass
by glass
by glass
in crates

how could i say no ^^

first of all id like to say
this house
was the most homosexual
home
ive ever seen on or off screen

there was a doormat
with dorothy from oz on it
and more rainbow
things
than i could eat

the pride was so thick
i almost couldnt breathe
the glare of inverted triangles
and iconery
left me staggering
and confused

to put it in further perceptive
the under side of the toilet lid
when i lifted it
to take a piss
had a sticker that said

HERE AND QUEER

hm

so as i boxed
and taped
and moved
and cleaned
eventually this blokes crew arrived
in various shapes and sizes

like the rainbow candles and rainbow windchimes
napkin rings
place mats
plates
pillows
telephones
cattoon

they
were overwhelming

i think i finally know how the skinny bloke feels
in the locker room
after a game ^^

i was verbally strifed and abused
quipped and molested
prodded and mocked
praised and insulted

all at once

during a lull one of the pack
began to ask me questions
of a flirtatious nature

bloke: so do you go to school
me: hm yes
bloke: so do i
me: A levels?
bloke: ha ha
me: little boy
bloke: yes
me: how old are you
bloke: 17
me: years?
bloke: eh
me: or months?

^^

i was vaguely in horror
and vaguely
concerned

but mostly

proud

i still got it ya
booyah

bloody californai marine geo
fucking
wankers
and your
fucking pst
time zone

raaaaaaaaaaaaa

<==========">~

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 22:33:14 GMT

there are

right when i thought
the teen age girl like revolving door
of dark angel
the superwankers
and lets not forget
alex heath
right as i thought
it could not possibly
intensifiy
any
further

bloody heath actually wrote my broer back
AHAHhaAHahhahaha

i havent witnessed this level of elation
since my college roommate
was ritualistically and savagely
three wayed
by twin sisters
and their asian mate

that lucky bastard

anyway
heaths website has a fax/phone number
oddly enough the telephone call made by minx
put her in direct contact with mr heath senior whom for reasons
i cant fathom
gave her his sons home address in kent
which she then passed to
us

if you see news on bbc about a strange nude man
caught looking through
a little known
african alpine skieers
pants drawers

that will be chazzers

i will also be present

i will be the one out in the street
with the blowhorn
amongst the bobby wagons
trying to talk chazzers off the roof
and urging him to put heaths ski
down

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harem

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:55:33 GMT

hm

this email appeared this morning
from parts unknown

dear adaam

ive been reading your journal for a long time. i have a question. o_o
who is chazzers? is that your boyfriend????

thats an excellent question emailer
and
because i am so vague about who he is
in my journal
and most likely confounding everyone
who might be reading
as to who and exactly what the hell he might be
id like to address that here
so
here we go

dear person

yes

yes he is

^^

yes
there are pups on this link
but i really wanted to point out the posters icon which made me laugh so hard
i pissed myself

muppets

who was your favourite muppet

that show jesus when i was a sprout before i even knew how to speak english
i was absorbed by them

i wanted kermit to be my best mate

i thought miss piggy
was beautiful
althought now
more like a tranny

gonzos appeal for chickens
did not seem
strange

when i saw luke and c3po there
i knew my head was right

this was a holy show

but i think mostly
i wanted to hang out
with that cool band

thanks jim ^^

pain

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:03:11 GMT

i like driving

thats all i have to say about the hours of drooling chazzers
and the motorway

i also like pissing in a different loo
every 3 hours

sunday was a park for the freestyling ways
of the board

now ive been in and out of that over my years of years
but the majority of my boarding is called free
or when you get tricky and still stay on the ground
alpine

but why the fuck not
its been a few years since ive played on a pipe

when we arrived i knew for certain
that i was the oldest living thing there ^^

if i wasnt than i was certainly
the oldest living being these zygotes
had ever witnessed

but no troubles
no worries
i might have only first since real snow when i was
a sprout of ten

but i was skiing down it and boarding it
ever since

so i was some ancient fucking wanker
with his dusty burton board

id soon show them
my power
i was bringing
the fucking gunshow
on

i did so by promptly
planting
my face
as i skidded off the deck after my first and only
indy grab

i heard a sprout with coldplay shirt on say

shite bro you junked that one

^^
scottish sprouts
saying bro
as if we standing on durbans beach in 1984
makes me smile

things improved over the course of the day
and i fell back into my amateur
groove
i even managed to invoke words from my mate johnnny
who practically lives on a
half pipe
i suspect
he was being generous
and kind

chazzers however

after grabbing at least 100 kms of air
and several impressive
even by my standards
soul crushing
wipesout later

was now sailing over the deck
doing tricks like
the bloody flying lemon

to be fair he did spend
almost 3 summers
teaching this shite

but hm

bloody wanker can pick up anything
without trying
very much
at all

but lets back up to the evening before hand ahahaaa

one of the perks
of being a being between 8-10%
is that drinking has become
unbelievably
ridiculous

im not sure if was the litres of pints
and shots of whiskey
the tequila
perhaps the joint we passed at johnnys
or maybe
all
but i was almost certain this bird
was the hottest bird id ever seen
in my life

i dont remember how she ended up in my lap
or when we had started to makeout
like our parents werent home

but

at some point
i felt a tap on my shoulder

i turned

and suddenly the entire payload
of a lemon slice
was sprayed into my eye

ah yes

my sober wing man
chazzers ^^

then i heard

oi love hes married he just forgot

i explained that i had a free extramarrital
blow job pass that was valid
once a year

which i dont
but i really wished i had at the moment

for some reason
she didnt believe me
even when i went to retrieve
said pass
from my wallet

i decided then i should take a brisk walk
clear my head
stop drinking
for 5 minutes ^^

i came back and returned to hear

chazzers had taken off with her
to her motel

bloody
opportunist
viligant
sober
bastard

AhAHhahahhaHAHhahahaa

in conclusion
im in a lot of pain
and
i like it

ps
hells slopes are all powder
pigs are sailing crystal ships
the muslims
and the jews
have decided to agree to disagree
cats and dogs are living together

and

my man is quoting
bloody
dark angel ^^

do it chazzers do it

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:54:52 GMT

hm

my broer is like
doctor doolittle set to cyndi lauper

the goat listens to him
waits for him
naps while it waits

id been to work with him before but not quite so
intensive

watching him actually interact with human beings
and be affective

is fascinating

hes taking credit cards
hes
declining them
hes listening to complaints
hes shaking hands
he tells other blokes what to do
and when
and how he didnt like how they did it before

i heard a bloke
say
'i just wanted to check with you first'

^^

i could only smile
and nod
behind him as people
were bloody doing his word

i saw a bird say
'i would only trust this with you'

im proud of that mother fucking wank

ya

i teared up
ya
i did

ahahaa

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:36:27 GMT

what the hell is going on here ^^

i told my honey id write her anything
and i would say no
to nothing

she asked for japanese
prison sex
ahahhahahahahha ^^

hm

what are you in for
he asked

there was little use in declaring any innocence
just at this moment
or for many more
for his moments
in this near perfect absence
of sick lamp light

even if he could speak
even if he had one chance
to move his tongue towards one word
instead of
my cock
even if the hands wrapped tight
in his pretty pretty
black hair
ever felt
good

did you really belong
to a man
once he inked his name
into the skin
language of lines
across that warm hollow
on the inside of your thigh
slowly by his own hand
while you swallowed
as they came

did it hurt
just a little bit
when it didnt stop
no rest for the
wicked
or so they
say

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:08:32 GMT

i would like you to know that this
is only being posted

because
i was specifically half beaten

so i wouldnt ^^

when will they learn

for the honour

and his love of straight forward dislogue

sometime this morning perhaps
4AM
chazzers: oh my god are you kidding me

me: oh hi

chazzers: OH MY god you are a jerk

me: i thought you were pill sleeping and it was an accident

chazzers: whats wrong with your room

me: its too far upstairs

chazzers: you are such an arsehole fok jou bru

me: i was going to wipe it off ^^

chazzers: oh my god thanks

me: *almost dies from trying to save own life from twitchy chazzers and laugh to my death at same time

chazzers: *despite his bitching atempts to return to sleep

me: *wipes him off ^^

chazzers: oh my god what ever i hate you

me: undertandable

chazzers: ya

me: im going to write a short story about it

chazzers: *awakes again* wat???

me: on the live journal on the intraweb

chazzers: no

me: i think ill do in a scrptive script form

chazzers: they think were freaks already

me: ill emphasis it was an accident

chazzers: *attacks with lasgun*

me: *narrowly esacpes

well

it was an accident
and chazzers might as well be a lampshade
for all i care
about my decorum
and state about him

its not my fault that hes sleeping down here in my nap/wank roomhHAHAHahahahahahhHAhhahaaaAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhhaHAhahahahahhhahahhhhaaaaaaahes not that cute

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 19:57:02 GMT

why didnt i think of this

thats all i had to do

just be
specific

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:22:15 GMT

this seems like a decent hour

to stop working

it is after all
the weekend

part of his bird flu
ebola be gone
cocktail

was a sleep enhancer

somehow after all of this time
not any 3 of us noticed it was in among his usual
reportoire
i must be getting rusted
how i miss the days
when hed take every turn and chance
to get one past us ^^

and its fine
this slappedwithsleep pill
wont do anything negatively

in fact
i think its the only reason
hes not at work
seizuring
on their floors

it is just

considering chazzers hasnt taken anything more powerful
on a regular basis than maybe a
cold compress

in 5 years

i shite you not
the marmot
didnt even take anything
for his dental work

the absence of even a simple
pill like
pain killer
that most of us enjoy daily

has left him
in a manner of speaking
a bit sensitive

to drugs ^^

if he wasnt fading to the west
id do something drastiscally
fun
with his limp snooze
of a body

hm

i should get some of these passoutpills
for kit

maybe everyone would sleep like
humans
about here

heal bru

we will make you stronger
faster

and you will win ^^

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:12:06 GMT

good morning

my saints day

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:50:24 GMT

its something to have a brother
in the know

two horses in the middle of the night
in feb
on the isle sounds better than what it is

until
you are out on the fields
alone

not unlike the broer
that gave us the time
he checks a beast
like a cowboy
while i struggle to start
and stop

i had a poem
i had elaborate speeches of my
teen aged unaged soul
that riots
in the man
i have to be

and he said

'its a shame'

and jesus how i love
to listen

'its a shame that the moon cant see its own light'

^^

yes

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:16:57 GMT

i go entire

years

without thinking

of

in the great turning whirl
of it
this shouldnt mean less
than it will
and

fuck you

for ever being there
i give back my one recall

hot in our summer
holding my nans hand
your house was like some rot lung
on the ocean
breathing in and out the air with your
fag smoke
your cancer
mixed
with the salt
and the waves

they told me i could surf
to trick me into
comply

with your golden dyed hair
and that chair
i was momentarily interested
that you had
my eyes

my nan told me to sit still
and respect you

and you said
without even looking

dont let his girl
use my bathroom

bye grandmum