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global shag [04 Aug 2006|11:30am]
its bloody snowing
back home


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can you smell that [10 Jul 2006|08:56pm]


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[08 Jun 2006|04:22am]

ps- pllllllllllllllllllllz dont take this the wrong way or be offended, but is it true you're a dude?! everynow and then I see you post on Kirsten's journal and I had you pegged for like, a teenage girl or something. ~just curious.

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one man show [28 May 2006|10:09am]
oddly enough

even while stoned
'white chicks' isnt very funny

brothers got a date to keep he cant hang aroundCollapse )
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i heart chazzers [15 May 2006|10:53pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

chazzers hasnt slept since sunday

ive heard it maybe jill (an evil ex)
the cia (an evil goveernment)
maybe even someone that is a sock

his paranoia is medicated legend

and hilarious
but when he stopped eating

i had to pull the plug

who rules
bitch ^^

i am also shocked and apalled at how many of you just assumed it was me AHHAAHHAHAAHAhahHAhahhahah i did have help


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8 [08 May 2006|12:15am]
[ mood | high ]

i was eating some soupCollapse )

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[04 May 2006|12:03am]
[ mood | pot ]

my niece has been consumed
with the romantic lately
she asks very stunning questions

i am enjoying watching her
grow into a thinking
being ^^

there is also her emergence of knowing that we are
or maybe
seeing we arent
do you or uncle evan make the bed?
if you are married then how come you have no wedding pictures like mum and dad have
are you sad you cant have children
what would happen if you met a woman you liked

this mind growth also has its other interesting
she asks me
does sex always have to start with kissing
when did you learn to have sex
do you have to be in love to have sex?

the uncle in me wants to tell her she has to never worry
because she will not have sex until shes 45
and even then
i will still have to choke the poor bloke to death
and bury him in the desert

the adam in me wants to tell her

love and your sex

is one of the largest lies you will ever be sold

in your dear precious

loveCollapse )

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she came in through the out door out door [26 Apr 2006|06:44pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

dear raspberriesCollapse )

im looking at you next you fuck all pomegranates

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[18 Apr 2006|02:18am]
this is and will never

be too old



AHHahHAHhaahah UnUNnnnnnnn

anyone who can find me a stormtrooper version
unlimited head

even you chazzers
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jesus wants us to eat lamb legs [16 Apr 2006|01:15am]
[ mood | holy ]

im seriously considering buying
one of these

it combines 3 of my passions
in one hard to believe


i like the almost missed creature
in number 2

its provoking my thoughts
like a
blurry yeti
a face on mars
and blue kool aid

all in one

french gates have got not a bloody
on anna

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate. Collapse )

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moi moi [11 Apr 2006|02:49am]
[ mood | dissected ]

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat facts, three births and three deaths in your journal, including the year.

Neat Facts:
793 - The first Viking raid on British soil at Lindisfarne provides the first written documentation of 'skull fucking' on record.

1949 - Ten new Holes to Shag by Morton Furrow is published.

1953 - A swarm of Supernatural fans hits the U.S. city of Flint, Michigan, and kills 115. This is the last annoying event to claim more than 100 lives.

1976 - Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin contracts his third and best STD.

1625 - Giovanni 'Fiesty' Cassini, Italian marmot (d. 1626)

1918 - Mephistopheles, American antichrist (d. 198(?))

1974 - Adam S. W., Brazilian singer and actress

1924 - George Leigh Mallory, English mountain climber (climbing accident) (b. 1886)

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UNuNNnnn [05 Apr 2006|10:19pm]
just in case

anyone may find this

as bloody cool

as i do ^^

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i saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vics [05 Apr 2006|08:32pm]
[ mood | hickied ]

his hair was perfectCollapse )

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i saw him dancin there by the record machine [31 Mar 2006|01:49am]
[ mood | jesus fuckme ]

hired gunsCollapse )

bloody californai marine geo
and your
fucking pst
time zone


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<==========">~ [24 Mar 2006|10:31pm]
[ mood | confused ]

there are

snakes on my planeCollapse )

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harem [07 Mar 2006|08:48pm]
[ mood | jesus fuck us all ]


an inquiring inquiryCollapse )

there are pups on this link
but i really wanted to point out the posters icon which made me laugh so hard
i pissed myself


its time to gets things startedCollapse )

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pain [06 Mar 2006|10:57pm]
[ mood | old ]

jesus fuck me what a weekendCollapse )

hells slopes are all powder
pigs are sailing crystal ships
the muslims
and the jews
have decided to agree to disagree
cats and dogs are living together


my man is quoting
dark angel ^^

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do it chazzers do it [03 Mar 2006|06:51am]
[ mood | proud ]


life as my broerCollapse )

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ahahaa [27 Feb 2006|11:49pm]
[ mood | nee ]

what the hell is going on here ^^

i told my honey id write her anything
and i would say no
to nothing

she asked for japanese
prison sex
ahahhahahahahha ^^


omae naze koko niCollapse )

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[22 Feb 2006|09:07pm]
[ mood | amused ]

i would like you to know that this
is only being posted

i was specifically half beaten

so i wouldnt ^^

when will they learn

hush hush keep it down now voices carryCollapse )

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